How To Make Friends With A Chicken
Ever wondered how you can create a bond with a feathered friend? Feel like something is missing from your chicken/owner relationship? Want to feel the deep joy and love only an avian pal can provide?
Well here is your answer!
Yep, melon is the key. We had a real heat spike here midweek, the temperature hit 39C which is not nice for woman nor beast, I was worried about my feathered friends dehydrating so went and got a big bag of melons from the store. The girls descended on it in a flagrant display of chickeny greed and are now eyeing me expectantly every time I go outside. I can handle it though, I don’t care about their judgey looks or the way they turn aside from me in disgust when I turn up empty handed.
On second thoughts, we have a couple more melons in the fridge…
NB Anyone feeling compelled to make melon jokes and/or references in the comments should first go for a lie down with a packet of chocolate digestives and an ice pack before committing those feverish thoughts to the interweb. Comments are for life people.
2 thoughts on “How To Make Friends With A Chicken”
I want to be a chicken on your farm.
You are welcome in the coop any old time, just watch out for the other ladies as their bathroom manners might not be up to scratch.